The Testicuzzi is exactly what it sounds like — a testicle jacuzzi. This small jetted device is specifically designed to be a hot tub for your nuts.
The tub features a dual basin to dunk your junk and an ultra-soft pre-cast silicone penis perch. The Testicuzzi is battery powered and emits gentle bubbles as well as soft bubbling sounds for a truly relaxing experience.
While you might not have considered a hot tub to be useful for your balls, as Man of Many has pointed out, the Testicuzzi can help relieve stress and strain on the area especially after activities like bike riding. Or, if you’re a fan of super skinny jeans, the Testicuzzi could be your post-jean wearing saviour.
The concept of the ball-tub came to life in 2019 via a Kickstarter campaign and despite the Testicuzzi team not meeting their desired goal of $35,000 (the campaign ended with 81 backers pledging just over $6,000), the device is available for purchase.
The Testicuzzi comes in two shades — white and black — and retails for US$99.95. You can pre-order your tub today and receive your Testicuzzi in three to four weeks.
And no, this isn’t a joke product, we checked.
“This is not a gag gift, it is an actual product, but if you want to buy it for a friend we’ll let you call it a gag gift for men,” reads the Testicuzzi website.