Welcome to a yarn of Shakespearean drama, creative gambles, and vampires.
“I thought the union was supposed to support and protect people.”
No, this is not a drill.
Get ready, your January’s about to be full.
It’s time to stop scrolling the internet and embrace your destiny.
Let’s end 2023 full of hope.
That’s right, we’re rating the performances of 2023’s greatest stallions.
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